about two years ago, one of my best friends John and I did a little shopping. I found the coolest vintage bowling shirt- teal and black with the name Gladys embroidered on it. Me, being the total accessory ho that I am, ran to my local crack dealer, aka favorite purse store, and purchased the cutest bowling bag purse. In other words, the perfect outfit was compiled. I wore cute black capris, my bowling shirt, my ass kicking cat eye glasses, and the outfit was complete. Or so we thought. Turns out I turn into freaking Gladys when I wear the shirt. Mean, bitchy, Pabst Blue Ribbon drinking, evil woman comes out when I wear Gladys. I yell at people, I get drunk, I get mean.
Needless to say it was suggested by my friends that maybe the spirit of Gladys needed a time out for a while.
Flash forward to today- I woke up late, and needed something to wear that would make me happy. Flipped through the florals, the pinks, the preppy crap. Nothing would do it. There she was tucked in the back of my closet. Gladys in all her glory. She called my name. I slipped the shirt on, with the capris. I put on the cute sandals, loaded up the bowling bag purse and slapped on some slut red lipstick. I am so good to go.
Grab my keys, ran out the door and sailed to the Starbucks. All is right in my world.
Flash foward to 11am. That mean bitch Gladys is poking through. I am starting to snap at people. I am listening to "bad to the bone", I am smoking in the middle of the day- FYI- I never do that.
Strange the way a shirt can take over your soul.
I really wonder who the buxom babe Gladys was. Did she love, did she laugh? Did she have a mean bowling game?
6 comments:
if you spray your hair into a beehive, we will have a gladys intervention and take her away from you
and the purse too
because that sounds cute and i want it
maybe we should do a travelling Gladys program. Everyone gets the purse and the shirt for a while.
i would like to see a pic of the gladys posessed outfit. and i love the traveling gladys idea.
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