5/11/2005

bless me father for I have sinned

but I worship Starbucks. Yep, I said it- a Venti Iced Coffee brings me to my knees almost every morning in adulation. Something about this liquid wonder makes my day a little brighter. The baristas at the 'bucks are just delights- liquid crack dealers that they are.

I realized I have a major addition when I was pissed that I had to drive 5 minutes- over the river and through the goddamn woods to get to Starbucks - I need one in my sub. Yes, I live in the suburbs, and now I want a Starbucks on my corner.

Hip, singlehood be damned. I want a Starbucks.

Next thing you know I will be looking for the keys to my gas guzzling SUV.