It's really hot. It never got this hot in Michigan. Certainly not. I would've remembered this.
On my way home from the office (gee, what a great day off had to go in), the thermometer at the bank said it was 105. 105. You CAN COOK THINGS WITH THAT TEMPERATURE.
I wish we could all just walk around naked. That would certainly liven things up, and cool it down. Can you imagine the streets of your hometown with NAKED people walking around? Ok, I just thought of my ass walking around naked, and in order not to scare small children, I take back what I said about the nakedness.
How about we all have people running around us with big fans, ala Cleopatra style. I could have legions of minions fanning my glistening (girls don't sweat) body with big fans made out of palm fronds. They would mist me with mineral water, and I would be so cool and happy!
Seeing as how that fantasy probably would never ever happen, I am stuck with hopping in the pool, taking cold showers, and drinking an inordinate amount of water.
Have I mentioned that it's hot?
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