8/04/2005

who the hell is that

in my mirror? when i woke up this morning I did not recognize the old bitch in the mirror. seriously. she looks old. she reminds me of my grandma. this is bullshit. i am 28 and suddenly i look old.

im going to go soak my face in ice water, and see if i can schedule botox, or a facelift, or something. or maybe i should just go back to bed.