a progressive woman. screw this shit. there are certain things that guys should JUST DO. like cutting the lawn in august at noon in texas. been cutting my lawn for an hour now. according to ABC Pest and Lawn, I have 8200 sq feet of grass on my property. I am half way through mowing. I am going to die of heat exhaustion or throw myself under the mower. Until today, I had a yard boy. He was cute. Yard boy raised his prices.I am under tight budget restrictions. Yard Boy had to go. This is one of the saddest days of my life. Here I am sweating like a whore in church on redemption day, and there my yard boy is cutting Thom and Annes yard across the street. I want to cry. In fact, I think under all this sweat, I might be crying.
Men should take out the trash.
Men should cut the yard.
I will happily walk around barefoot, pregnant and do my man's biding if I never have to do this crap again.
Holy shit, break time is over, I need to go sweat again. Pray for my sweating soul.
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Best regards from NY! »
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