8/21/2005

there is a fat kid

that has taken up permenant residence on my chest. for the past week, i have been dealing with some crap-tastic allergies. after lawn-a-palooza yesterday, i think i might have pushed myself over the edge. seriously. i am no longer able to breathe like a normal human being. i wheeze. i cough. i hack. i feel like there is a 500lb weight on my chest.

i went to walgreens last night to self medicate. in addition to the NyQuil, and other delicious colored pills that I bought, I managed to buy new shampoo, two new brushes, a magnifying mirror, and lotion. Drugs stores will be the bane of my existance when i am old. you will see that older chubby lady just strolling down the aisles throwing random crap in her cart- oh yes, that will be me. I admit it, I love the fact that I can buy tampons, a Texas Hold-em poker kit, and propane all the same place.

I'm off to go weed my yard. Bless my lungs.