11/09/2005

Santa Schmanta...

Yesterday was November 8, 2005.

I was at the mall. Against my will. I had a migraine, but had to pick something up. It was NOVEMBER 8th, and SANTA WAS PLUNKED DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MALL.

WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD WHEN SANTA IS AT THE MALL THE FIRST DAMN WEEK IN NOVEMBER.

Now, I love Christmas. I mean, love it with all my heart and soul. Love the cooking, love the decorating, love everything. But there is a time and a place, and in my world, that stuff doesnt happen till AFTER MACY'S THANKSGIVING PARADE ON THANKSGIVING.

I love Thanksgiving, I love turkey, I love Adam Sandler's turkey song. I am NOT ready for Christmas yet. SLOW DOWN WORLD, its going too damn fast.

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