11/10/2005

Ode to hand lotion.....

Ok.. thats probably one of my creepier titles, but lately, I have been experiencing some dry skin. I think its age related- like the older that I get, the more moisture is being sucked out of my body.

I have become slightly obscessed with lotions. In fact, last night, whilst slathering on Bath and Body works latest confection "Vanilla Bean", I was channeling Hannibal Lector, or that other guy from Silence of the Lambs and saying "you put the lotion on the skin". I seriously have problems.

I have hand lotion, Le Couvent Des Minimes, on my desk. I have Kiehls lotions extrodinaire in my purse. I have kitchen sink appropriate lotion. I have cute spare bathroom lotion. Basically, what I am saying here- market a new lotion, and I will buy it. I am just that pathetic, bored and ashy.

I'm not really ashy- To be ashy would mean I would have to have some shred of color in my skin, which would mean I could see the daylight. Which would mean I could get a day off. But in reality, I would probably spend the day off at the mall buying more lotion.

Its tragic this screwed up way that I think.

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